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Google Glasses = Strap-On Porn

Google has unveiled its new glasses technology - a pair of specs that can film your life generally and your sex life specifically from the point of view of your eyes.

In their official unveiling, the search giant said the product would initially be offered for business, industrial and medical use. Ya, sure...but Google knows where the BIG money is. Strap-On porn glasses, of course.

With Google Strap-ons, you will be able to shoot high quality point-of- view sex videos in your bedroom hands-free!


Here is pop science shill, Michio Kaku, explaining the future of porn.

Chances are this youtube video has been tampered with. Kaku probably didn't say all that kaka...because it would have discredited his undeserved reputation as a moral scientist.

What is undeniable is the very real possibility that science is heading in this direction. Science heads in the direction of the people who fund it...like the porn people.

And who are the porn people? The same Zionist cabal of ruling crime families who run everything else including Google.

Strapping a camera onto the faces of extreme sports nuts for first-person viewing is also a big turn on. Will the new technology catch on? Most people don't like the idea of strapping technology onto their faces... but where porn goes others follow.

If Google glasses succeed with porn users, the sky's the limit. Non-blue movie studios will want to pick up Google Glasses too. If that happens, it’s only a matter of time before it becomes socially acceptable and everyone is ready to wear the "fashionable" face STRAP-ONS.

Google points out that this is experimental technology, and a first generation device. It lets users capture video with a built-in camera as well as use apps, the internet, and social networking sites while on the move. The glasses give users directions to their destination. A text message from a friend can appear literally before their eyes. Users can converse with friends in a video chat, take a photo or even buy a few things online while walking around.

The glasses will ship early next year and are selling for $1,500 through exclusive pre-orders but they won't hit the general market until 2014.

Google's Jewish co-founder Sergey Brin said, "We want to get it out into the hands of passionate people as soon as possible." Translation? "We want to get big porn money into the hands of our Zionist cabal as soon as possible so that we can keep people busy jerking off while we steal their planet."

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