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Tabloid News - William Wins The Crown


November, 2013


If you can believe anything that's printed in the tabloid Globe newspaper at your local check-out stand, here's the latest.

"Kate Middleton may have had a case of gray roots a few weeks ago but it looks like she’ll be able to cover them with the royal crown sooner rather than later! That’s because her husband, Prince William, will indeed be crowned the next King once Queen Elizabeth abdicates next year. According to an exclusive in the Dec. 2nd print edition of GLOBE Magazine, Prince Charles has done his fair share of thinking and finally realized that stepping aside in spite of his traditional rights as heir is really what is in the best interest of the British people."

"Queen Elizabeth has wanted to find a way to have William lead because he and his wife are both respected and now as new parents, relatable", says the Globe.. "If you stripped them of titles, money and power they would be like a lot of other couples in England which means they understand the needs of the people. Charles fell out of favor the moment he split from Princess Diana and then the people lost all respect for him once he turned his mistress of 30 years,Camilla Parker-Bowles, into a royal wife."

"Prince Charles is at peace with the decision but the wrath of his wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, is huge and her drinking has been completely out of control", says the Globe article. "While William and Kate find a level of peace in what comes next, Elizabeth insisted that Charles cart Cami to India to dry out. Their 9 day goodwill mission was more about sobering her up than anything else!"

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